wanchaoliu 发表于 2015-11-21 21:55   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话3则

1见证奇迹的时刻到了
去准老婆家吃饭,饭桌上给大家表演一个魔术。大喊一声。见证奇迹的时刻到了!岳父椅子应声而倒,全家人传来杀人的目光。老爷子。听我解释。椅子真的不是我弄的.......
2《五十六个闰土》之歌
五十六个闰土,五十六只猹,五十六支闪亮钢叉放你家,五十六支钢叉汇成一句话,叫你偷瓜叫你偷瓜叫你偷瓜。。。。。
3你在家呢么
刚接一电话,张嘴就问 “哎你在家呢么?” 号码陌生但这语气肯定熟人啊,不知道是谁还怕尴尬,于是也装熟回他 “嗐我周五还能在家?饭局啊!一到周五就这样,好几个局喊,你在哪儿呢咋了啥事? 对方沉默一会说 “你叫的外卖,我在你家门口呢。”
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  • sdzzlihui 金币 +3 感谢分享,论坛有您更精彩! 2015-11-21 22:00
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