suningdianqi 发表于 2015-11-21 21:46   只看TA 1楼
  • suningdianqi
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[短篇] 玩鹰、青藏高原、想你找你。

1,老农买性药，怕药力不够，先喂家中公鸡。鸡吃药后强奸了村中所有母鸡，然后飞到村中最高的大树。老农问公鸡干什么？公鸡说：别他妈烦我，我等着玩鹰呢。
2,大象把大便排在了路中央，一只蚂蚁正好路过，它抬头望了望那云雾缭绕的顶峰不禁感叹道：呀拉嗦，这就是青藏高原！
3,好久没你消息了,这两天总想你,心里很乱,寻遍你爱去的池塘;就餐的小屋;睡觉的草坪;仍不见你踪影,我心都快碎了,养这么大的猪咋说丢就丢了呢?
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