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[短篇] [欢笑2018]短笑话三则

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[欢笑2018]短笑话三则

一、刚才去买鼠标垫。老板不在,别人帮看的店子。我问那人“这个鼠标垫多少钱?”“等下我打电话问下老板”然后对话如下,“喂,老板那个鼠标垫多少钱啊?”“哪种?”“我给你看看啊,噢!就那种10块钱的。”

二、班上一插班生,知识量超丰富,此为背景。有一天,老师出了一道高难度的化学题,大家都傻了。老师就点插班生的名。他起来,抬抬眼镜“用英文还是中文?”我们惊呆了。老师说:“你用英文试试?”该同学霸气地来了句:“I do not know.”

三、我喜欢周星驰,我儿子喜欢天佑,为了这事我还把我儿子打了,后来我也想明白了,喜欢天佑的是我儿子。。。
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